I found out someone I work with today has awesome taste in old school goth/punk/industrial bands, and while we were talking about nonsense, he told me about a conversation he had with another person I work with he had the other day. I was very entertained.
"someone here was like "was that dude wearing a skirt?"
and i was like “yeah, his butt looks kinda big in it, huh?”
"and then i was like "have you ever seen what the girls he hangs out with look like?"
"and they were like "no…."
and i’m like “you’d be wearing one too.”